I am IhateCEDA, the master of making you feel depressed because I make even the most normal characters have something tragic happen! I love writing. I first started out making a full-out book at age eight about a fictional Sonic the Hedgehog knock-off character, and though I look back to see how sutpid it was I still love the hard work I put into it at such an early age. Since then, writing has become a part of me.

I view life as a realist, that being a person who looks at things as they are and not in different angles. I hate politicians! My writing is fueled by outside inspiration and random ideas that pop into my head (giving me unbearable writer's blocks on occasion). Being fun, random, and weird is my life, and that is who I am; a combination of wonderful things!

I am a Left 4 Dead fan, a Beatles fan (go Ringo Starr), the British show Sherlock, and a fan of many other awesome things! I can be crazy, tired, sad, angry, and all of above plus more. I found that its easy to clear the mind by listening to something in context or something completely out of context. My inspiration in the past few days has been the German industrial metal band Rammstein, so I prefer them.

I joined this website in the hopes of getting my work out in the open; I have tried previous websites, but they have failed me, so I have moved here. So far I am posting my first short story, The Infection, which I recommend you to see. My current project is a book titled Last Week On Earth. It uses bigger text to help me get the pages flowing easier, and it is going on its 165th page. I am planning to go over 200 if I can manage it, and at this point it looks pretty likely that I will succeed. Once LWoE is done, it is very likely I will attempt to publish it. I'm nervous my young age might deteriorate my chances, but I'm hopeful.

I am involved in the Drama program at the high school (there were auditions for a middle school ensemble) I'm going to, and I plan to continue my career there. I love acting. There's really nothing better than having a wonderful audience.

Welp, that's about all for me. OH WAIT, if you look up irHAXOR on deaviantART.com, you'll be able to see my Minecraft creations. I haven't updated in a while, so beware of that fact.

As they say in Spain, hasta luego!

--Story Information--

Completed works:

-The Infection http://www.protagonize.com/story/the-infection-multichapter-short-story

-Wishing I Was Better http://www.protagonize.com/poem/wishing-i-was-better

-The Lombda Scheme http://www.protagonize.com/story/the-lombda-scheme

Current Projects:

-Last Week On Earth http://www.protagonize.com/story/last-week-on-earth

Collabs:

- Hearts of Ice http://www.protagonize.com/exercise/hearts-of-ice

- Forgotten Atrraction http://www.protagonize.com/exercise/forgotten-attraction

Other:

- The Works and Essays of CEDA http://www.protagonize.com/story/the-works-and-essays-of-ceda

- Collab Info -

Want some people to collab with you? Send me a message and I'll be ready as fast as I can w/ a bio and a chapter.

Currently I am working on a few collabs, and I will accept to be in, let's say, two more. Any higher amount than that I'll refuse to do for the sake of not overdoing things. Just ask me on my profile if you want me onboard a project of yours.

- Mah Buddies -

Shally16 and starwarsfreak117, nice people that help put together a great collab! Love working with you guys! And I know we WILL finish FA!

Flash is my IRL friend that I've known since the beginning of time. Awesome guy! Might want to get better L4D teams though...

--I-M-P-O-R-T-A-N-T--

I do not take emails. Do not send me any.

I will destroy your house if you do that.

Burn the children and such.

Only cause I'm like that.

~Some random stuff about me~

Top 5 Bands / Artists

Rammstein

The Beatles

Yes

All That Remains

Scatman John

Top 5 Songs

Sonne (by Rammstein)

The Long and Winding Road (by The Beatles)

Heart of the Sunrise (by Yes)

This Calling (by All That Remains)

Stop the Rain (by Scatman John)

Top 5 Books (as of recent times)

The Night Tourist

Grant Comes East

The Artemis Fowl series

Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

Divergent

Top 5 Games (Internet and Console)

Both L4D games

Halo: Reach

The Outfit

N-Game

Raiden X

Top 5 Youtube Videos

All of Criken's L4D Fail Montages (Video Game fails)

The Tasty Cools series (G-Mod series)

Yes & No (Animated Short)

Ich Will Music Video (Awesome)

Joe Swanson vs. Trains

Top 5 Moments in My History

Attempted to assault a pack of deer.

Went to a Beatles tribute band concert.

Started writting my first book.

Performed in an amazing high school performance.

Failed massively in L4D Expert Realism mode.

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Bill Overbeck is my idol.

Know why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYBBjHZPMI

Coach and Nick are (not) best friends.

Let's find out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDBEDChGtVI