an 18-year-old girl from a tiny village, United Kingdom

Send to a fan or friend


I'm Helena, a student from Oxfordshire, England.

I love music; I play the guitar, ukulele, piano and I sing. I write my own songs, you can find them on Youtube using the link below:


Please, If you want to judge my writing on something, judge it on "Alien (working title). It's the work I'm most proud of and would really like some feedback on. After that "The forgotten tale of Sunset City", "Silent Battle" and "The Princess and the Dragon" are my favourites.A lot of the stuff I write on here is... well it sucks, so don't judge all my writing on one piece. I think it's important to experiment with writing and often my experiments do not work :P

Please comment any thoughts, good or bad, especially on "Alien (working title)"!


"Food is the most important part of a balanced diet." Fran Lebowitz

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should've been more specific." Lily Tomlin

"The brave may not live forever, but the Cautious do not live at all."  The Princess Diaries (Movie)

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." The Rat Pack

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." Stephen Fry

"Look, it's alright to donate your brain to science, but shouldn't you've waited until you died first?" Arthur Smith

"Why don't you go into that corner and finish evolving?" Russell Kane

"Were you born this stupid or did someone punch you in the elbow when you were picking your nose?" Rufus Hound

"Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying, I'm wearing a moron filter." Arthur Smith

"I specifically keep my weight up so that morons like you won't fancy me" Jo Brand

"My grandmother started walking 5 miiles a day when she was 60. She's ninety seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres

"Don't put off untill tommorow what you can avoid altogether" Anon

"I spurn you as I would spurn a rapid dog... Frankly I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way up on a toilet seat." Rowan Atkinson

"Treat your planes like you treat your woman; get inside her 5 times a day and take her up to heaven and back." Flashheart, Blackadder

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you are sat on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." Albert Einstein

"When I was 5 years old, my mum always told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'Happy'. They told me I didn't uderstand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life." John Lennon

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." Forest Gump

"I am no longer carrying photo ID. You know why? PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM." Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Well maybe they're just not grown-up enough to be idiots!" Me

"Love is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed, it is always there." Samatha who

"In the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity" Albert Einstien

"Those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it." Winston Churchill

"Every wall is a door" Ralph Waldo Emersson

"One cannot be angry when one looks at a penguin" John Ruskin

You will notice that my quotes are on my profile. They wouldn't fit in the appropriate box.

62 comments about this author Feed