Hey!

I'm Helena, and if you asked my friends for one word to describe me you would get one response: insane.

I love music, I play the guitar, ukulele, piano and I sing. All the time. I write my own songs, you can find them on youtube using the link below:

www.youtube.com/user/sarahmspeed

I write descriptions mostly, a couple of poems as well.

Emzz's pages are a definite must-read, as they are interesting and vivid. I really like them.

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"The brave may not live forever, but the Cautious do not live at all."  The Princess Diaries (Movie)

"Food is the most important part of a balanced diet." Fran Lebowitz

"(In Hell) Atheists? Yes, over here please, now you must be feeling a right lot of nitwits, mustn't you?" Rowan Atkinson as the devil

"'Hurry up Arthur, else you'll be late' 'What do you mean late?' 'What's your name?' 'Dent, Arthur Dent.' 'Well late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's sort of a threat you see... I'm not very good at them.'" Slartibartfast and Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should've been more specific." Lily Tomlin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." The Rat Pack

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." Stephen Fry

"Look, it's alright to donate your brain to science, but shouldn't you've waited until you died first?" Arthur Smith

"Why don't you go into that corner and finish evolving?" Russell Kane

Heckler:I'm the Pope!                                                            Meryl O'Rouke: Yes and it seems you've been kissing the tarmac with some force there

"Were you born this stupid or did someone punch you in the elbow when you were picking your nose?" Rufus Hound

"Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying, I'm wearing a moron filter." Arthur Smith

"I specifically keep my weight p so that morons like you won't fancy me" Jo Brand

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the saleries of research staff to study the problem." Bill Vaughan

"My grandmother started walking 5 miiles a day when she was 60. She's ninety seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres

"Don't put off untill tommorow what you can avoid altogether" Anon

"I spurn you as I would spurn a rapid dog... Frankly I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way up on a toilet seat." Rowan Atkinson

"Treat your planes like you treat your woman; get inside her 5 times a day and take her up to heaven and back." Flashheart, Blackadder

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagin the smell." Robert Byrne

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you are sat on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." Albert Einstein

"When I was 5 years old, my mum always told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'Happy'. They told me I didn't uderstand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life." John Lennon

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." Forest Gump

"Courage is not the absense of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than the fear." The Princess Diaries (Movie)

"I am no longer carrying photo ID. You know why? PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM." Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Don't let The Man keep you down" Fatboy Slim

"Well maybe they're just not grown-up enough to be idiots!" Me

"'Shes really caring-' 'Im caring!' 'No you're not.' My brother and sister arguing

"Love is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed, it is always there." Samatha who

"In the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity" Albert Einstien

"Pressure makes Diamonds" George S. Patton

"Those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it." Winston Churchill

"Love is friendship set on fire" Being Erica

"Every Wall is a door" Ralph Waldo Emersson

"Wait too long for the perfect moment and the perfect moment and the perfect moment will pass you by" Unknown

"A woman's love of chocolate isn't a weakness, it's a sign of great taste." Anon

"Ads are the cave art of the 20th century"  Martin McLuhan

"One cannot be angry when one looks at a penguin" John Ruskin

You will notice that my quotes are on my profile. They wouldn't fit in the appropriate box.