A few realizations I've had about myself:

-In my head, I am already thirty.

-I can speak French... I mean, I'm pretty much bilingual.

-Most of my profound thoughts are thought of while in the shower.

-I say I'm a procrastinator, but I'm really not.

-Most of my story characters are based of myself and those around me.

-I was an elven warrior until I was twelve and realized that I didn't have any slumbering magical abilities and that my ears would never become pointy.

-I never finish anything unless I have a specific due date.

-I have trouble keeping a metaphor for more than a line. My mind wanders too much.