“God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs.” "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth." "I'm that coffee shop girl who just tamed the Cthulhu." Little known facts: Shortie who loves short jokes. (Yes, the atmosphere is better down here.) Hypocritical grammar nazi. (Does that need to be capitalized?) Writing style is something like S. Morgenstern's. (I carry on endlessly and often use parentheses to add funny tidbits of info.) Random hobbies: Book binding, nanoing, perusing baby name sites, watching Jurassic Park over and over and over again, and other things I don't care to list. Fair warning: Procrastination is my life goal, and so far I'm succeeding.