"If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember." -- Terry Pratchett Hey hey, My name is Pippin, and I'm a writer and amateur musician from a village in England; or so I claim! It's just as likely that my name is Big Bob, a thugster from an unnamed city (if I was a thug, I wouldn't be silly enough to tell people where I lived), and I may have bonked a weak, bizarre and unsuspecting person on the head and stole their identity.