" The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." Humphrey Bogart as Dashiell Hammet's Sam Spade, in the " Maltese Falcon". Have been comparatively civilized for the past ten years. I have learned to pick socks and underwear off the floor in bedroom. In my barbaric bachelorhood, once told a desirable eye candy, that I had served in the Foreign Legion at Dien Bien Phu! She was beautiful, but stupid. Thought it was Chinese restauarant in Pomona, California! I went home with the BIG GIRL, instead.