Have been comparatively civilized for the past ten years. I have learned to pick socks and underwear off the floor in  bedroom.   In my barbaric bachelorhood, once told a desirable eye candy, that I had served in the Foreign Legion at Dien Bien Phu!  She was beautiful, but stupid.  Thought it was Chinese restauarant in Pomona, California! I went home with the BIG GIRL, instead.