"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!" "Creators retreated after zealots in America nearly turned into xenophobes." So here's something about me,whether u like it or not! I am (well there's a start). I love to collect matchboxes ( and stamps, coins, and other ridiculous odd ends). I am a fullblooded metalhead. I love to write stories and poems. I model with clay, paper even aluminium foil. I'm a pyromaniac. Ok, I was after I nearly burned down my school. Books are my passion. I love to take things apart and put them back together. Sometimes i take them apart and dont put them back together. I have an ego the size of Jupiter. I have self-esteem the size of an amoeba. I love to make friends. I wish I could fly. Or just any other cool-ass superpower would do. Even peeing rainbows. I am a stickler for correct spellings, grammar and syntax. I love to use big words like antidisestablishmentarianism ( dont ask me what it means, its too stupid). I have an off-beat sense of humour ( Thats my friends' way of telling me I'm not funny, but what do they know!) I am crazy as hell, funny, unpredictable and so on. I love to blab (as you may have realised by now). And if you read through all that without a)wanting to commit suicide b) destroying your computer screen or c) falling asleep, I suggest you get in touch with me immediately!! OH and please do read my work and let me know what you think! Solos Under Production: The Quest Of The Datateam Epic Fail Collabs Under Production: Netherworld Joker The Faery, the Alien and the Confused Hobbit P.S. I dont always talk in such funereal tones :) Favourite Books: LOTR, 1984, It, Animal Farm, The Dresden Files, The Artemis Fowl series, The Harry Potter series (once upon a time), Catch-22, 2001: A Space Odyssey, well these are just a few I could think of off the top of my head Favourite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, George Orwell, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Eoin Colfer, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Art Buchwald, Arthur Conan Doyle and many many more And yes I already know, I have no concept of what to put where in a profile Cheers!