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Craziantix (Febin Mathew)

a 21-year-old gentleman from Mumbai, India

Craziantix
  • "Creators retreated after zealots in America nearly turned into xenophobes."

So here's something about me,whether u like it or not!

  • I am (well there's a start).
  •  I love to collect matchboxes ( and stamps, coins, and other ridiculous odd ends).
  •  I am a fullblooded metalhead.
  • I love to write stories and poems.
  • I model with clay, paper even aluminium foil.
  • I'm a pyromaniac. Ok, I was after I nearly burned down my school.
  • Books are my passion.
  • I love to take things apart and put them back together.
  • Sometimes i take them apart and dont put them back together.
  • I have an ego the size of Jupiter. I have self-esteem the size of an amoeba.
  • I love to make friends.
  • I wish I could fly. Or just any other cool-ass superpower would do. Even peeing rainbows.
  • I am a stickler for correct spellings, grammar and syntax.
  • I love to use big words like antidisestablishmentarianism ( dont ask me what it means, its too stupid).
  • I have an off-beat sense of humour ( Thats my friends' way of telling me I'm not funny, but what do they know!)
  • I am crazy as hell, funny, unpredictable and so on.
  • I love to blab (as you may have realised by now).
  • And if you read through all that without a)wanting to commit suicide b) destroying your computer screen or c) falling asleep, I suggest you get in touch with me immediately!!

OH and please do read my work and let me know what you think!

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P.S. I dont always talk in such funereal tones :)

Favourite Books:

LOTR, 1984, It, Animal Farm, The Dresden Files, The Artemis Fowl series, The Harry Potter series (once upon a time), Catch-22, 2001: A Space Odyssey, well these are just a few I could think of off the top of my head

Favourite Authors:

J.R.R. Tolkien, George Orwell, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Eoin Colfer, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Art Buchwald, Arthur Conan Doyle and many many more

And yes I already know, I have no concept of what to put where in a profile

Cheers!

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"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!"

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