- "Creators retreated after zealots in America nearly turned into xenophobes."
So here's something about me,whether u like it or not!
- I am (well there's a start).
- I love to collect matchboxes ( and stamps, coins, and other ridiculous odd ends).
- I am a fullblooded metalhead.
- I love to write stories and poems.
- I model with clay, paper even aluminium foil.
- I'm a pyromaniac. Ok, I was after I nearly burned down my school.
- Books are my passion.
- I love to take things apart and put them back together.
- Sometimes i take them apart and dont put them back together.
- I have an ego the size of Jupiter. I have self-esteem the size of an amoeba.
- I love to make friends.
- I wish I could fly. Or just any other cool-ass superpower would do. Even peeing rainbows.
- I am a stickler for correct spellings, grammar and syntax.
- I love to use big words like antidisestablishmentarianism ( dont ask me what it means, its too stupid).
- I have an off-beat sense of humour ( Thats my friends' way of telling me I'm not funny, but what do they know!)
- I am crazy as hell, funny, unpredictable and so on.
- I love to blab (as you may have realised by now).
- And if you read through all that without a)wanting to commit suicide b) destroying your computer screen or c) falling asleep, I suggest you get in touch with me immediately!!
OH and please do read my work and let me know what you think!
Solos Under Production:
Collabs Under Production:
P.S. I dont always talk in such funereal tones :)
Favourite Books:
LOTR, 1984, It, Animal Farm, The Dresden Files, The Artemis Fowl series, The Harry Potter series (once upon a time), Catch-22, 2001: A Space Odyssey, well these are just a few I could think of off the top of my head
Favourite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, George Orwell, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Eoin Colfer, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Art Buchwald, Arthur Conan Doyle and many many more
And yes I already know, I have no concept of what to put where in a profile
Cheers!
