"i think your friend needs to revise his concern to include Zombie Michael Jackson Ninjas. welcome to Protagonize, by the way!" - Jack Heya. My name is Josh. I've not defeated six kings, nor conquered 31 kingdoms. Hell, the book in the bible isn't even right in the little details. It'd catch fire if it was though, I guess. I suppose since the Apostles weren't thoughtful enough to write of my adventures, i'll have to chronicle such tales myself. ...And my girlfriend convinced me to do it here. =] Happy reading!