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CalBertemiue

a funky monkey from the United States

CalBertemiue

I would want to be hit by a bus.

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"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."

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