protagonize: interactive fiction & collaborative story writing community
Get more out of Protagonize! Login or sign up as member.

COACH (Craig)

a 38-year-old gentleman from Los Angeles, United States

COACHFeatured author

Someone just sent me a bottle of scotch so I'm enjoying it as I writ this profile.  These days, writing is my attempt at academic redemption.  I suffered teenage angst attempting to understand grammar and structure as a youth, and therefore focused on other disciplines.  Over the yearsh, I have started to find my wit, my voice, my creative pashion. This scotch, by the way is exshullent.  I enjoy writing about myshelf, reading the wurks of othres, drinking scotch, and making assinine alliterashuns.  By the way, this scotch is sensashunal.  I'm hoping to use thish web^!$!e as an opportnty to exposhe myshelf to other riters, and to eshtableesh a gud wroking relatnship with othersh who Njoy riting and drinking scossh.  I am, howevur, kind of ^%&#hed at the gerk who shent me thish stuff cuz i think itsh affectin how i rite.  In fact, im shtarting to hate peepul who drink, and rite at the shame time.   You no wut, I dunt wann a meeet anyone heer so u can all goe too hell and read shumthing elshe. 

Thanks for having me!!

Craig

4.79
66

RATINGS BREAKDOWN

POST A COMMENT

Wanna say something? Make yourself heard!
We reserve the right to delete spam, flames, or other nasty stuff.

Please login or register to post a comment.

21 COMMENTS ABOUT THIS AUTHOR RSS

AUTHOR POPULARITY

RECENT ACTIVITY

5 days ago
1:37am

COACH

1:34am
13 days ago
15 days ago
7:51pm

Eloosive

17 days ago

RECENT ACTIVITY RSS

2009 Resolutions

Poems of the World (China)

Part Four

Rodolfo Stiracci Coach

YUCK!

TOP RATED POSTS

Poems of the World (China)

verse 8

Seeking Helper

Verse 15

WHO'S FAVOURITED YOU?

THE GOODS

Start writing now! Register for a free Protagonize account

STORY CATEGORIES

Support This Site

SPREAD THE WORD!