" You know, you really don't know what you have until it leaves because you chase it around with a ball-peen hammer." - Master Shake Male, and a bohemian of sorts. The birthname's Richard Jordan Bishop; since my Dad is Richard Lynn Bishop, I've gone by Jordan for most of my life. But, if popular usage is any indication, Gordo is the preferred moniker! Upon Murderface's suggestion, I've drilled a hole in my forehead to let the sap drain out. As we all are, I'm dreaming of publication; therefore, I need opinions. Please, by all means, share them. Positive, negative, or neutral, share them! I'll do my best to return favors and contribute to collaborative invites, I just can't promise I'll be very timely about it.