"'You wanna make something of yourself?? Really?? Do you have any F***ing idea what kind of effort that takes!?' - Ari Gold" - Interests: I speculate on, but thus far do not academically study, the potential of advanced physics to assist in building optimized time-management skills. I occassionally enjoy thinking about my life as if I were a character in the SIMS and wondering at various times, like... what my stats would look like. I like the 'genius fiction' genre and names like Pynchon, Wallace, and Joyce. I'm also grateful that my writing comes nowhere near that level of talent. That would just be scary. I have hobbies and friends. I appreciate good quality food. I wonder why there are no new updates on Homestarrunner.com since 2009. I'm down with Ever-17 I'm here to learn as much as I can about collaborative fiction and its possibilities.