Both surmising the future, boldly stopping the fault. But, should these furnishings bother such tawdry fauna? Beggars, seek the fortunes bereft (sans twinkling forgeries).

My Featured Story: Sepia.

I guess I like some Books?

• Jean Rhys - Wide Sargasso Sea
• Michele Roberts - Mirror of the Mother
• P. G. Wodehouse - Ukridge
• Stephen Fry - The Liar
• Lewis Carroll - The Alice Books.
• David Nicholls - One Day
• Spike Milligan - Puckoon
• The Dancers Dancing - Elis Ni Dhuibhne.
• Patrick McCabe - Winterwood

I guess I also like some nerd books too?

• Transmetropolitan
• Fray
• Scott Pilgrim

TV Shows are pretty ok, I guess?

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Angel
• Doctor Who
• Torchwood
• That Mitchell and Webb Look
• Ashes to Ashes
• Life on Mars (UK)
• Modern Family
• My Family
• Glee
• House
• The IT Crowd
• Black Books
• The Mighty Boosh
• Strangers with Candy
• Peep Show
• A Bit of Fry and Laurie
• Firefly
• Sherlock

You're allowed to like films too, right?

• Across the Universe
• Doctor Horrible
• The Dark Knight
• Serenity
• Fight Club
• The Boat That Rocked
• About a Boy
• Blazing Saddles
• The Producers
• Mary Poppins
• Hairspray (Remake).
• Wah-Wah
• (500) Days of Summer
• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
• Easy A
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Shock Treatment

Video Games? People like them, don't they?

• Silent Hill (Series, Esp. 2, 3, Origins.)
• Metal Gear (Series, Esp. 3, 4, Peace Walker, Ac!d 2.)
• Final Fantasy (Series, Esp. 6, 8, 9, 12, Crisis Core.)
• Heavy Rain
• Dragon Age: Origins
• Sam and Max (Series, Esp. Hit the Road, Season 3.)
• Monkey Island (Series, Esp. 3, Tales.)
• Sins of a Solar Empire
• Elder Scrolls (Series, Esp. Morrowind, Oblivion)
• Fallout (Series, Esp. 3, New Vegas)
• Star Ocean (Series, Esp. 2, 4.)
• Portal
• Grim Fandango
• American McGee's Alice
• Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
• Phoenix Wright (Series, Esp. 3)
• Kingdom Hearts (Series, Esp. 2, Birth By Sleep) 

Music! That's what the cool kids are into!

• Tapes 'n Tapes
• The Grates
• Patrick Wolf
• The Brian Jonestown Massacre
• Arcade Fire
• MGMT
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs
• She and Him
• Plumtree
• Dum Dum Girls
• Alec Empire
• Guillemots
• Fyfe Dangerfield.
• The Beatles
• David Bowie
• Metric
• Broken Social Scene

Some theatrical things are pretty OK too.

• Assassins (Stephen Sondheim / John Weidman)
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (Edward Albee)
• Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber)
• Billy Elliot (Lee Hall / Elton John)
• Sweeney Todd (Stephen Sondheim)
• Twelfth Night (Shakey)
• Translations (Brian Friel)
• The Threepenny Opera (Brecht)
• The Rocky Horror Show (Richard O'Brien)

For persevering this far: An actual bio! I'm a student. I study postgraduate level English Literature. I'm a performance poet, having been asked to (and thus have) perform at various notable "gigs" (as we in the industry call them). I've written under and alongside a former Poet Laureate, I've written half a TV series and one-third of a novel far too explicit for Protag, countless reams of poetry and I'm still so very young. The future is bright my friends! Thus begins the inevitable decline.

And now, a complete lie about me:

• I have beaten the entire nation of Belgium at table tennis.