"I'm old fashioned: Men dig up the corpses, women have the babies." Both surmising the future, boldly stopping the fault. But, should these furnishings bother such tawdry fauna? Beggars, seek the fortunes bereft (sans twinkling forgeries). My Featured Story: Sepia. I guess I like some Books? Jean Rhys - Wide Sargasso Sea Michele Roberts - Mirror of the Mother P. G. Wodehouse - Ukridge Stephen Fry - The Liar Lewis Carroll - The Alice Books. David Nicholls - One Day Spike Milligan - Puckoon The Dancers Dancing - Elis Ni Dhuibhne. Patrick McCabe - Winterwood I guess I also like some nerd books graphic novels too? Transmetropolitan Fray Scott Pilgrim TV Shows are pretty ok, I guess? Buffy the Vampire Slayer Angel Doctor Who Torchwood Parks and Recreation Community Elementary Sherlock Dollhouse Suits White Collar Newsreaders Childrens Hospital Castle That Mitchell and Webb Look Ashes to Ashes Life on Mars (UK) Modern Family My Family Glee House The IT Crowd Black Books The Mighty Boosh Strangers with Candy Peep Show A Bit of Fry and Laurie Firefly You're allowed to like films too, right? Across the Universe Doctor Horrible The Dark Knight The Princess and the Frog Serenity Fight Club The Boat That Rocked About a Boy Blazing Saddles The Producers Mary Poppins Hairspray (Remake). Wah-Wah (500) Days of Summer Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Easy A Hedwig and the Angry Inch The Rocky Horror Picture Show Shock Treatment Video Games? People like them, don't they? Silent Hill (Series, Esp. 2, 3, Origins.) Metal Gear (Series, Esp. 3, 4, Peace Walker, Ac!d 2.) Final Fantasy (Series, Esp. 6, 8, 9, 12, Crisis Core.) Heavy Rain Dragon Age: Origins Sam and Max (Series, Esp. Hit the Road, Season 3.) Monkey Island (Series, Esp. 3, Tales.) Sins of a Solar Empire Elder Scrolls (Series, Esp. Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim) Fallout (Series, Esp. 3, New Vegas) Star Ocean (Series, Esp. 2, 4.) Portal Grim Fandango American McGee's Alice Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines. Phoenix Wright (Series, Esp. 3) Kingdom Hearts (Series, Esp. 2, Birth By Sleep) Music! That's what the cool kids are into! Tapes 'n Tapes The Grates Patrick Wolf The Brian Jonestown Massacre Arcade Fire MGMT Yeah Yeah Yeahs She and Him Plumtree Dum Dum Girls Alec Empire We The Kings Grouplove Boy Ellie Goulding Guillemots Fyfe Dangerfield. The Beatles David Bowie Metric Broken Social Scene Some theatrical things are pretty OK too. Assassins (Stephen Sondheim / John Weidman) Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (Edward Albee) Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber) Billy Elliot (Lee Hall / Elton John) Sweeney Todd (Stephen Sondheim) Twelfth Night (Shakey) Translations (Brian Friel) The Threepenny Opera (Brecht) The Rocky Horror Show (Richard O'Brien) For persevering this far: An actual bio! I'm an ex-student. I have a masters degree in English Literature. I was a performance poet, having been asked to (and thus have) perform at various things. I've written under and alongside a former Poet Laureate, I've written half a TV series and one-third of a novel far too explicit for Protag, countless reams of poetry... I was the youngest member of my department's teaching staff. That was weird. 22 and I have my MA. Now what? And now, a complete lie about me: I have beaten the entire nation of Belgium at table tennis.