If you're reading this, I must have done something right. I write mainly horror and experimental fiction, although I have been known to stagger into a poem or romance novel if I haven't slept well the night before. If you're the adventurous type, you can dig up some of my work at Sein und Werden--an online collaborative art and writing project. (Be careful, it's not for the squeamish.) One of the following things is true:My left foot is larger than my right, so I always have to buy two pairs of shoes when I want new ones. I don't buy shoes very often. I am looking to make friends with someone who has a right foot larger than the left. My first name is Belinda, like Carlisle (not that anyone knows who she is), and I hate the name more than her solo music...although I love any song by The GoGos. I spent 36 hours in jail for hacking a prominent reality star's Facebook account, but the charges were dropped for lack of evidence and I ended up with an autographed guitar for my troubles.