If you're reading this, I must have done something right. I write mainly horror and experimental fiction, although I have been known to stagger into a poem or romance novel if I haven't slept well the night before. If you're the adventurous type, you can dig up some of my work at Sein und Werden--an online collaborative art and writing project. (Be careful, it's not for the squeamish.) One of the following things is a lie:I once watched a film that was exactly like Garden State, except it was not titled Garden State and it had different actors. I later watched Garden State, which freaked me out because I knew I hadn't watched it before, but the plot was familiar. No one believes that this other film exists, so I have been trying, unsuccessfully, to find it for years now in order to vindicate my sanity. My first name is Belinda, like Carlisle (not that anyone knows who she is), and I hate the name more than her solo music...although I love any song by The GoGos. I spent 36 hours in jail for hacking a prominent reality star's Facebook account, but the charges were dropped for lack of evidence and I ended up with an autographed guitar for my troubles.