AshlingHill

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a 14-year-old girl from a dark corner with no light

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"Good evening, Captain Short. At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you Artemis Fowl"

Hello! I just hit the speech mark key instead of the exclamation mark, oops! Anyway, a little but about me:

  • I am A Vampire. A Plasmavoar, if you will.
  • I am 18cm high
  • I have little hidey doles all over the world, Paris I live in the mouth of a gargoyle on Notre Dame, in the large water feature outside Buckingham Palace, in a surprisingly large hole in the great wall of China, A lovely little house in Japan where they believe little spirits live (One of my favourites).
  • I am a little, eccentric, I can create portals to the human world where I feed of unsuspecting accountants and CEO’s (I find that if I accidentally absorb their memories through their blood, then they’re easy to forget when I don’t really understand or care about the fact that 2x6=12.

Thanks for taking the time to read, the stuff that I say should make so much more sense now :E

And, I'm a girl, if that's important.

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