"Good evening, Captain Short. At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you Artemis Fowl" Hello! I just hit the speech mark key instead of the exclamation mark, oops! Anyway, a little but about me: I am A Vampire. A Plasmavoar, if you will. I am 18cm high I have little hidey doles all over the world, Paris I live in the mouth of a gargoyle on Notre Dame, in the large water feature outside Buckingham Palace, in a surprisingly large hole in the great wall of China, A lovely little house in Japan where they believe little spirits live (One of my favourites). I am a little, eccentric, I can create portals to the human world where I feed of unsuspecting accountants and CEO’s (I find that if I accidentally absorb their memories through their blood, then they’re easy to forget when I don’t really understand or care about the fact that 2x6=12. Thanks for taking the time to read, the stuff that I say should make so much more sense now :E And, I'm a girl, if that's important.