Share this author's profile Asheyna (Chelle geek AT asheyna DOT com)

I'm a 25 year old university student, Science... woohoo!  I love writing, but I'd rather write for myself than someone else... despite what my English prof says.

My sense of humor is not always understood, growing up in a house where Dad started all the food fights and chased you around the kitchen with a Samurai sword can tend to do that.  Did I mention Dad was a coroner and my Uncle is a Funeral Director?

I'd rather write about what I know, if you're a friend, expect to show in a story some way or another.  Not everyone always believes me... I know some weirdo people.

Hoping to develop a story that's been floating in the back of my mind for a while.  Actually a few of them, we'll see which battles it's way to the surface first. 

Favorite Books
Mostly series, I hate saying goodbye to good characters.

• Axis & Wayfarer Redemption Trilogies - Sara Douglass
• Song of Albion - Stephen Lawhead
• Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen
• Persuasion -  Jane Austen
• Raise the Titanic - Clive Cussler
• Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
• LoTR - Tolkien (the movies sucked)
• Legend of Drizzt - RA Salvatore

Random Facts - UPDATED!

• My faith in Christ is the most important thing to me.
• Spiders terrify me... like we're seriously talking panic attacks.
• Ok so the perfume that I wear all the time is by Brittney Spears.. you may commence with the mocking now.
• Sometimes I stay up for 24 hours straight... sleep is for the weak.
• I should have been born during the 60s... or 19th century.
• I'm buying either a recurve or compound bow... and throwing knives (can we say concealed weapon anyone?)
• I can talk about video games... for hours. But Craig beat me to 80.. :(
• T-shirt, hoodie, jeans, and my nails done is all it takes to make me feel RAWR
• I knit, and cross-stitch, and sew, and paint, and sing, and play instruments... I can also change a spark plug and a radiator hose.. and if I had to.. I could change a tire.
• Pride and Prejudice, the A&E version is the best movie of all time. The one with Keira Knightley is garbage... ABSOLUTE TRASH YOU RUINED LIZZY HOW DARE YOU. E-rant over
• Wheel of Time, *yawn* it bored my socks off... couldn't get past the first few books.  Sorry I know it's like the Holy Grail of modern fantasy... yeah it sucks.
• I am a dork, and a geek <3
• Despite the past I totally believe in romance and love for life... can and WILL happen :) Someone will say it and mean it one day.
• I can't watch horror movies. I mean bring on the aliens and space invasion sci-fi freakiness... but if it could ACTUALLY happen (stretch your imagination ppl) count me out.
• Loving the alternative and classic rock music scene right now. Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, Beatles, ACDC, The Who... ahhh I love it!

Stalking Info - Stolen idea from Darkliquid lol

• Twitter - http://twitter.com/Asheyna
• MSN - geekgirl AT live DOT ca
• Flickr - http://www.flickr.com/people/asheynasblackbook/
• deviantART - http://asheyna.deviantart.com/
• Blog - http://asheyna.com
• GTalk - Asheyna

My Stories/Poems

• Would You Like a Car Wash Today? - Solo story
• No, We Can't Go For Dinner - Essay
• Real Men? - Poem
• Hopelessly Impossible - closed to Crymzon and myself
• Free Your Mind - A group story... please join the Resistance!!
• Black Book Beautiful - The Continuation and Ending of Free Your Mind (You don't have to read FYM to understand this one, important points are being covered :) - closed to AfroFerret and myself
• Wings of Her Own - Solo story... more serious
• A Squib At Hogwarts? - Solo story... my first fanfic!

~*~Currently looking for some open collaborations~*~