Archi_Teuthis (Chief Squid)

The naturally correct and infamous, superfluous and verismilitudinous, Guide to the Laws and Theories of the Unknown Universe, revised edition:

How to make a hover-vehicle:

According to Sara Lee's law, we may assume that any toasted bread [with burntness a useless factor here] with a buttered side will have a natural tendency to land butter-side down. We may also assume that, after tedious research into the matter, cats always land on their feet. As such, it can therefore be assumed that when buttered toast is strapped to a cat's back with the butter-side up we could have a viable hover-vehicle on our hands. If we could harness this power, we could then build societies with transportation systems solely based on hover-vehicles such as these. If so, tigers with toast appended would become the new luxury vehicles, and mountain lions an impressive alternative to minivans, with an unbeatable deterant to would-be-theives.

Why you shouldn't trust gravity:

It is generally accepted that if you drop an object on Earth it will fall down, even if you aren't looking. Usually on the observer's foot, especially if they aren't looking. However, if we take Schrodinger's Cat as an example, this fact could be considered null. According to this situation, unless an effect is directly viewed, it has both not happened and happened at the same time until it has been proven otherwise. To illustrate, and disprove gravity one should stand with an object, preferably a hammer or a small tree while standing in alone in a forest, back behind their head, with one's eyes shut and ears plugged. Dropping said object, one has neither seen nor heard it fall. Has it fallen? Unless it still manages to hit the observer in some way, one can simply walk away, confident they have disproved the law of gravity. [One should probably open one's eyes and unplug one's ears very soon after, though, unless one wants to be mugged]

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I am rarely online for long periods of time in which to post. As such, posts are few and far between. Blurg. I do try my best when I get around to them, though...