ApostleOfChaos
a 40-year-old guy from Canada
The Apostle of Chaos (T.A.O.C.) is a two-time runner-up of the annual "Short, fat, bald-headed guys-one kilometer-downhill run" and is training hard to win it all...despite a recent performance-enhancing doping scandal and allegations that he is neither short nor bald.
TAOC is a starving aspiring writer actively seeking a paid gig where he can moonlight as an on-call chauffeur for an 18 y/o, nubile, nymphomaniac, billionnaire heiress party-girl - if this describes you, please call or write
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Just Chatting 
"Excellent profile. I especially liked the party-girl heiress chauffeur job request."
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posted Jun 4
by surreal78 Just Chatting 
"That has got to be the strangest profile entry yet!"
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posted Jun 4
by Dysphemism 
