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Amberactuallyritu (Eternal Ritu)

a 16-year-old girl from Kolkata, India

Amberactuallyritu

Hello. I am
THE RITU.
Fear me.But not actually :)

  • I'm Indian and I'm awesome. I'm pretty sure the former has something to do with the latter.
  • I have an irrational fear of koi fish. That's why Singapore airport freaks me out, you can't go 10 feet without encountering a pond of them. *shudders*
  • I have this thing with making databases. I'm pretty good at Access, and when I'm bored I just sit and develop full databases. Yes, I'm odd. If you need a database developed, you can ask me!
  • Despite my fear of koi fish(and any fish longer than 3 inches), I'm a water addict. If I'm not on the computer, then you can find me in a waterbody, I mean, I've swum in rivers, ponds, lakes, the sea, you name it.
  • I was featured once. Was the happiest day of my life.
  • I have this thing with website design as well. I just recently got two website designing projects for my school, I'm frickin' excited!
  • I have this thing with computer stuff in general.
  • I'm fluent in English, Bengali, semi-fluent in French, and can speak very, very broken Hindi.
  • I can make you a darn good chocolate sunday :D
  • Flowers are amazing. So are stars. And sand.
  • I play Commando Assault. Yes, you can judge me.
  • HARRY POTTER. Need I say more?
  • Tom Felton is HOT.
  • Not to offend Twi-hards, but, in my opinion, Twilight is the worst piece of writing I ever read.
  • It's been proven that caffeine makes 95% of the world's population hyper and the other 5% drowsy. I'm one of those awesome 5%.
  • I collect candles.
  • I go on at least two hiking trips a year, thanks to the Duke of Edinburgh Awards Scheme.
  • Arre yaar. Kano re? Why is that so? Oh really? FATA FATI MAN! 

^Yes, infact, I do speak like that. It's a mixtureof colloquial Hindi, Bengali and English. Youare permitted to laugh. The full Englishequivalent is: Seriously duuuude. Why man?Why is it so? Oh really? YES #@!#%ESi

  • I'm addicted to Cheezlings. And this lemonade you get here called LMN. AMAZING.
  • My current song obsessions are:
  1. The Ghost of You- My Chemical Romance
  2. Carnival of Rust- Poets of the Fall(what a classic)
  3. Like a Boss- The Lonely Island
  4. Friday- Goldspot(has nothing to do with Rebecca Black o.O)
  5. It Ends Tonight- The All American Rejects
  6. My Girl- City and Colour(It's beautiful!)

^Quite a random bunch, I know.

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I use this site usually for poetry, but there are a few prose works up here:

  • The Flat of a Blade- solo(my first story on the website)(kinda stopped midway since I realized I didn't like it. Contemplating on opening it up for collab.)
  • A Cup of Coffee- Solo(story, I'm not very sure of it. I put it up to see if people think I should continue with it. Please give it a looksie :))
  • The Huge Protagonize Notebook- collab

And here is my poetry:

Some darn good Protagonize reads are(in no particular order):

One poem which I haven't put on that list is Krush by ElzuWolfe. That is because I think it's my favorite on the entire website, and I think it deserves an entire paragraph for itself.

Add me on Facebook :) Any Protag-er is a friend of mine :) Just tell me that you're from Protagonize and your username, and I'll accept!

And check out my blog!:

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather, in my sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.- Jack Handy"

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