"Whoever said 'its not about winning or losing' was clearly a loser." I was born into a world populated in equal measure by the comedic and the tedious, which fortunately for me created a certain element of balance within the universe. I try to tip the balance in the epic battle between the amusing and the boring, one way or the other, but alas found that it was difficult to distribute my message through the means of two tin cans and a piece of string. Having been told literature was a more pertinent output for my creative diarrhoea I decided to pursue this route but again found the road to completion pitfalled and treacherous. I was told to try typing with my hands instead of my feet and suddenly everything seemed a lot clearer to me. Perhaps now I'm in the final stretch.